Farmers are notorious for sharing jokes, stories, and fish tales. After all, with everything that goes on at the farm every day, you have to have a sense of humor!
Here are [tweetthis twitter_handles=”@FillYourPlate”]23 Funny Farm Animal Jokes that will make you laugh out loud![/tweetthis] Feel free to share! 
- Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
- Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands!
- Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!
- Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria!
- Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog!
- Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail!
- Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs!
- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk!
- Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball!
- Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
- Q: What do you have if your dog can’t bark? A: A hush puppy!
- Q: Why did the chicken coop have four doors? A: Because if it did it would be called a chicken sedan!
- Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have? A: Plenty of milk!
- Q: What does every horse and rider do at the same time? A: grow old!
- Q: where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen!
- Q: Why did the pig hide the soap? A: He heard the farmer yell “hogwash!”
- Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he was not a chicken!
- Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck!
- Q: What is another name for a smart duck? A: A wise quacker!
- Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: Because he was a chicken!
- Q: Why are cats afraid of trees? A: Because of their bark!
- Q: How do you get your dog to stop barking in the front yard? A: Put him in the back yard!
- Q: Why did the farmer stand behind the horse? A: He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Sources:
- Farm Animals! Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids: 101+ Hilarious Farm Animal Jokes (Via amazon.com)
- 250+ Farm Animal Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Farm Animal Jokes, Johnny B. Laughing (Via Amazon.com)
- http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/cowjokes.html